Did you see what Santa brought me?

Did you see what Santa brought me?

If you guessed “a new bike” Your wrong. You have to look closely, the gift is in the basket. Yes, it is Jack Daniels (one size fits all).

The bike is Ali’s gift and even though it’s a Trek, it’s slightly small for me. Plus Im having trouble getting used to cornering with the training wheels. They make the back wheel lift off the ground when you lean to one side. I did make the mistake of peddling while cornering, the wheel lifted off the ground and I ended up slipping off the pedals. I hit some high notes when I whacked my junk on the handlebars. It’s probably my fault because I never read the owners manual and it’s been a few years since I have had training wheels. The good news is the Jack was not damaged (just little jimmy). Don’t worry, I can still have Grand Kids. Once we take the training wheels off and instal the correct type peddles, I might give the little pink panther a test run on the big hill at Lake Placid.